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Object D.O.M.O-01 — Financial Instrument
GREY PIGGY BANK
D.O.M.O-01
The most honest financial instrument ever manufactured.
You put the coin in from the top. The coin comes out from the bottom. Same coin. Same color. Same guilt. The pig demonstrates, without editorialising, that movement is not transformation.
Era
Every decade since 1970
Condition
Functional throughout
Material
Grey. Throughout.
Colour
#808080
GREY IN  •  GREY OUT  •  MOVEMENT IS NOT TRANSFORMATION  •  THE PIG NEVER LIES  •  GREY IN  •  GREY OUT  •  MOVEMENT IS NOT TRANSFORMATION  •  THE PIG NEVER LIES  • 
Model
D.O.M.O-01
Laundered
$2T / yr
Transformations
0
Color change
None
THE COIN ENTERS GREY  •  THE COIN EXITS GREY  •  THE PAPER TRAIL IS INCRIMINATING  •  THE COIN ENTERS GREY  •  THE COIN EXITS GREY  •  THE PAPER TRAIL IS INCRIMINATING  • 
Acquisition Cost
₹299
The pig is priced in honest currency.
Available for immediate demonstration
Annual Dirty Money
$2 TRILLION
Successful Transformations
0
Colour In
GREY
Colour Out
GREY
Net Change
NIL
Annual Dirty Money
$2 TRILLION
Successful Transformations
0
Colour In
GREY
Colour Out
GREY
Net Change
NIL
Notice
This object does not launder money. It demonstrates, with clinical precision, that laundering money does not change its color. The department accepts no responsibility for any misconception this object may dispel.
GREY IN. GREY OUT.
THE PIG NEVER LIES.
You put the coin in from the top and it comes out from the bottom — same coin, same color, same guilt, same origin, same stain.
movement is not transformation.
$2 TRILLION
dirty money moves annually
0
successful transformations
GREY
in. grey out.
the coin came out the other end STILL GREY just with a longer, more expensive, more incriminating paper trail ATTACHED TO ITS ORIGINAL STAIN
Exhibit 01
The Pandora Papers
Exhibit 02
The Panama Papers
Exhibit 03
The FinCEN Files
Reckoning

The Age of Grey Architecture

ERA: The age of grey architecture. Every decade since 1970.

CONDITION: Functional. Has never failed to demonstrate its point.

MATERIAL: Grey. Throughout.

Movement is not transformation.

The pig does not judge. It simply demonstrates, repeatedly, without exception, that grey in means grey out. Movement is not transformation. The distance between the top and the bottom of this pig is the precise distance between the fantasy of laundering and the reality of it.

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