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Economic Artifacts — Since The Day We Were Born

The
Cuff

Model No. D.O.M.O-036

The market is up. The market is always up for someone.
The stock portfolio grew 34% this year while the salary grew 2% and the rent grew 11% and the grocery bill grew 14% and somehow the math is supposed to work out in your favor if you just work harder.

Our handcuff was designed by an economy that needs you exactly where you are — spending just enough to keep the machine running, saving too little to ever stop needing the machine.
Era
Since The Day We Were Born
Material
Corruption, Refined
Condition
Tightening
Origin
Secret DOMO Lab
Dimensions
X-X-X cm
Stock
Next Life, Maybe
SALARY +2%  ■  RENT +11%  ■  GROCERIES +14%  ■  PORTFOLIO +34%  ■  WEALTH GAP +∞  ■  WAGES STAGNANT  ■  CAPITAL GROWING  ■  LABOR COSTS OPTIMIZED  ■  MARKET UP  ■  MARKET ALWAYS UP FOR SOMEONE  ■  SALARY +2%  ■  RENT +11%  ■  GROCERIES +14%  ■  PORTFOLIO +34%  ■  WEALTH GAP +∞  ■  WAGES STAGNANT  ■  CAPITAL GROWING  ■ 
THE KEY IS CAPITAL  ■  CAPITAL MAKES MORE CAPITAL  ■  LABOR MAKES MORE CAPITAL FOR CAPITAL  ■  YOU WERE BORN ON THE WRONG SIDE  ■  THE ECONOMY IS WORKING AS INTENDED  ■  THE CUFF IS NOT A PUNISHMENT  ■  IT IS INFRASTRUCTURE  ■  THE KEY IS CAPITAL  ■  CAPITAL MAKES MORE CAPITAL  ■  LABOR MAKES MORE CAPITAL FOR CAPITAL  ■ 
CUFF
CAPITAL
Salary
+2%
Rent
+11%
Portfolio
+34%
Wealth Gap
+∞
Price of Product
111
Free shipping · No key included
 In stock — next life, maybe
Salary Growth
+2%
Rent Growth
+11%
Portfolio Growth
+34%
Grocery Bill
+14%
Salary Growth
+2%
Rent Growth
+11%
Portfolio Growth
+34%
Grocery Bill
+14%
Note
No key is included with this product. The key is capital. Capital is not included. Capital makes more capital. You were not born with capital. This is by design. DOMO is not responsible for the economy. DOMO did not design the economy. DOMO simply noticed it.
Sold separately — D.O.M.O-036-K
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The cuff came without the key. The key has always been sold separately. It has always been priced accordingly.
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The Wealth Gap Is Not A Crack In The System. It Is The System.

There is a particular kind of math that only works if you don't look at it too closely. The kind where a 2% salary increase and an 11% rent increase and a 14% grocery bill increase are presented as separate facts rather than as a single coordinated sentence. The kind where the stock market hitting record highs is good news presented to people who do not own stocks.

"The key is capital. Capital makes more capital. Labor makes more capital for capital."

DOMO's Cuff was not designed in the secret laboratory. It was designed by centuries of economic policy, inheritance law, compound interest, and the quiet agreement between people who have always had the key that they would not discuss the key with people who have never had it.

The cuff keeps the bottom productive. The key keeps the top comfortable. They have never once been confused about which one they're holding. You were born on the wrong side of that sentence and the economy is working exactly as intended. The cuff is not a punishment. It is infrastructure.

We made it small. We put it on a desk. We priced it at ₹111, which is approximately the amount by which your real purchasing power declined this year while someone else's portfolio grew by ₹1,110,000. We thought that was a fair price for an object that asks one question.

The question is not "why are you poor." The question is "who decided that this is what the math looks like, and why did you let them keep the key."